My life

3 days after he got the arse for no reason at all, My boyfriend is back to normal. Im learning to ignore it, but its hard. Men are weird. Ive realised that in order to stop his moods once and for all, I need to sew my lips together. Ive decided against this, as a) itll hurt, and b) I wont be able to eat marmite on toast whilst watching jeremy kyle, so I guess Ill have to put up with the moods. What is this all for? why cant people just be happy!
Im hoping jeremy will be a lie detector result show today. I love those ones. every time someone gets caught out for lying, they say the detector must be wrong, and jeremy gets angry with them, pointing out the lie detector is 97% correct. One day Im gonna phone in, and point out that if it is only 97% correct, for every 100 people that are tested, 3 are going to be really tellng the truth, and jeremy would have ruined there lives forever!!
I have a friend who is a compulsive liar. It baffles me. The mind is a strange strange thing!

Howcome things always look different in the morning...better. I slept on the sofa again last night. Its going to be my bed for a while. my eldest dog is 15, and hes started messing in the kitchen every night. Its not his fault, he cant help it, but its so annoying gettin up to piss n shit every morning! So I figured if i sleep on sofa, I usually wake at least once in the night, and I can let him in garden when I wake....its worked so far. Its definitely worth it! It wont be for long, hes not got long left :-( Hes going very senile, a little deaf and gettin cataracts, and hes very weak and wobbly. Some days I look at him and think its time, then the next day the little bugger will be full of life, and so happy, that I change my mind again. Its very hard.
Anyway, I keep meaning to get up early and do the housework before I go work, but it never happens. I love mornings, but I believe they are meant for pottering around, drinking coffee, eating marmite on toast ( real marmite not the squeezy kind) and watching jeremy kyle! for some reason getting the hoover out just doesnt appeal!
Oh did anyone hear any strong wind in the night in the London area? Im sure I woke up and heard wind howling and things crashing around, but as it wasnt windy when I went to sleep, and it isnt now, everyone is taking the piss and saying Im going mad....