Why do kids insist on turning the tv on in every room, and then leaving it on?
where do birds sleep at night?
Why does coffee always taste better at someone elses?
Why shouldnt men have to go through the pain of childbirth?
Why can I drink half a bottle of vodka and feel fine, yet after one glass of wine im anybodys?
How do the hairs on your legs know when to stop growing?
why is there never any hot water when I want a bath?
Why do we like to read whilst emptying our bowels?
and finally...what is the meaning of life?
*ponders*