My life

That is the question...Well its friday, the evening is getting near, and i have a decision to make. Do i spend it as usual, drinking far too much vodka, having a reasonably good time at the pub, stumbling home at 230am, falling asleep fully clothed on the sofa, and then waking with the worst of hangovers on sat morning ( which nowadays tend to last the whole weekend) or do I stay in, curl up on the sofa, watch eastenders, have a curry, and then have a hangover free weekend?
Ive stayed home the last 2 fridays, and its been great to not have a hangover, and the house stays tidy all weekend, where as if i go out, its trashed when I get ready, and then gets more trashed over the next 2 days as i suffer. But I do feel like going out tonight. Hmmm its a toughie!!

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Ive been sitting here so engrosed in JK, that I didnt realise what a bloody gorgeous day it is! It has rained non stop for days, and now, at last, the sun is out! Great, it may even inspire me to do something today! Even the dogs lying on the patio. Hmmm maybe I can take the laptop outside!
Jeremy Kyle headline 'youve got 3 women pregnant at the same time and now confess you're gay'!! how very odd. Jeremys gettin irate again. Where do they find these people??

Question of the day...Why do sugar puffs make your wee smell?

I never seem to have anything interesting to say, and today, Im afraid, Is the same. Its 845am, and I AM NOT going to stay on the computer any longer than 10.30 this morning,( when jeremy kyle finishes) I still havent touched the ironing, just the thought of it scares me! It would be so nice to open my wardrobe and find it filled with nicely hanging ironed clothes, instead of having to search through a huge pile every time i want something. Im guessing i will find clothes at the bottom of the pile that i forgot i even had! I used to pay my neighbour to do my ironing, until she really took the piss and said itd taken 4 hours when i know damn well there was only 2 hours worth there at the most!
Ive just been looking through 'my documents' and I found something rather amusing. I met my current bf ( his majesty) on an internet dating site. When we had been together a few weeks we had an arguement, and I decided a little revenge was in order. His dating site profile was still up, and I had the password ( mwahahahhaa) I logged on, and proceeded to change it to say he was a gay man searching for men in his area, I then messaged as many gay men as possible, giving out his mobile phone number :-) Im not sure if he actually got any calls, he wouldnt have told me if he did, and fortunately he did see the funny side when he found out, but oh how i laughed! aaahhh revenge is sweet!
Anyway enough for now, Im going to attempt to get out of this chair and make some coffee.