Your Majesty,
As you know, Im not great with words...in fact Im not 'great' with anything, Im just ok, and probably always will be. I have an ok house, i drive an ok car, i wear ok clothes. I dont get out as much as id like, id love to do more things, and go to more places, but im sure that will all come in time. Puppies make me smile, ive been known to hug a tree!! Im sensitive, caring, very easily pleased, and just want to be happy. I may not have much, but what I do have ive worked hard for and achieved myself, and im very proud of this.
You, on the other hand, are self centred, manipulative, and the biggest control freak ive ever come across! All you care about are material things, and gettin what you want. Did I ever tell you that your arse looks huge in those versace jeans, and i once drove your porsche home from the shops with the handbreak on? You are, what we'd call in our town, ' a total cock'

oh bugger, my mums on her way round for coffee...to be continued later!!